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mormondad:

GUESS WHO GOT KIKED OUT OF THE CLUB YESTERDAY BUT JUST FOUND OUT THEY GOT THEIR IB DIPLOMA 

mormondad:

i got kicked out of the club yesterday fuck

mormondad:

I blacked out between the point that I got to the club in the VIP line until I got kicked out of the club and ended at McDonalds

mormondad:

Yesterday at the club there was this guy in a wheelchair dancing and making out with girls and I was like yoooo

mormondad:

Literally I have no idea who gave me a cigarette in the club also I didn’t know you could smoke in there

mormondad:

Lol I was walking around the club and I saw my manager and I was like “Bryce?” And he have that face like oh fuck

mormondad:

Who did i finger at the club last night